[eDebate] seasons over huh

[Omri Ceren]

The irony being, of course, that this ostensibly transgressive post has 
the makings of a pretty successful 1AC.

But at least it was detached and ironic!

Omri.


On 4/4/2008 1:18 AM, jesus christ wrote:

> so every year about this time some irrelevant debate about something

> or another springs up here and for the most part we are of the opinion

> that while it doesn't help any given situation it is ineffectual and

> stupid enough that it doesn't really hurt.

> it is for this reason that we are generally inclined to let well

> enough alone. but this particular debate seems to speak close to our

> collective hearts in that it brings up an issue we have long had in

> mind when occasionally posting our particular form of semantic

> terrorism. Posting without a signature or with a fake one, like ours,

> serves to  prevent the kind of  problematic that started this thread

> and it is for that reason we do it.

> 

> i know you all are really really smart  and if any of you have the

> guts will try and answer this post with something about authenticity

> and cowardice but maybe a quick demonstration might illustrate what we

> mean.

> 

> if we were to say something like "omri ceren is a weasely little nazi

> bitch  who we would love to smack the shit out of with a sock full of

> quarters then beat to a pulp with pillowcases brimming with doorknobs"

> it would potentially get us in trouble with  the authorities, our

> comrades, and professional superiors. a quick note here: we are making

> no specific threats to omri or any threats really

> but merely using his name in this example because we believe that such

> sentiments are not without a sympathetic ear (we are certain anyone

> who has been locked in a basement cutting cards while being

> pedogoically indoctrinated  with zionistic imperialism by that sad

> little man has had the feeling described above at least once).

> 

> ironic that someone with such a jewish fervor could act like such a

> nazi, but then again without jews turned nazis we wouldnt have an

> israeli state and millions of palestinians wouldnt have the pleasure

> of big fences and korans jammed between their ass cheeks in death

> camps, oh did we say death camps we meant  happy camps.

> 

> see there again is an example of some thing we wouldn't say without

> the safety of a fake name. see how this can come in handy.

> 

> the next arg we'd be making here is that if someone really wanted to

> they could prolly find out who it is that is writing this missive or

> at least to where   the various names terminate. the answer to that is

> two fold;

> 

> who cares,  as individuals we post plenty of offensive shit here  and

> if it fucks up  our professional life we are prolly working for a

> total douche bag --see scotty P's post on this question---its is not

> only hilarious  but spot the fuck on .

> 

> a secondly if someone wants to go through all the trouble it would

> take to actually figure out who we are  then they really need to get

> laid or something as we don't consider ourselves that important and

> anyone who worries so about some dumb shit said on a message board

> for super nerds or some dumb shit said about them on said board  is

> fucking lame cross apply my "getting laid"  alt here.

> 

> as for those people who are just so mad about something and need some

> people to bother now that their students and/or competitors are

> enjoying their well deserved break    , please by all means have inane

> debates about silly shit that shouldnt matter to any of you , unless

> of course you have no family, no loved ones, or no life. for those of

> you that fit this description  we are truly sorry for taking any of

> the joy out of what must most certainly be vastly important to your

> sad little world. for those of you who dont fit such a description

> then i urge you to  please for the love of the species and debate

> everywhere have sex with something, someone if you can, but anything

> is better than what you are doing to yourselves here.

> 

> and in conclusion omri ceren should(note that this not will, in case

> anybody offs that little bitch we are not responsible but are merely

> intellectualy endorsing a good idea) be taken to gitmo or palestine to

> see what his people are doing to the world (no this is not a

> racialized perspective we take , but a political one,  there are many

> jews among us that are in no way pro-occupation, fascism, or similar

> forms of zionism purported by debates own little napoleon ) and upon

> arriving at such places of depravity and subjugation we hope that omri

> might either be compelled to change his mind  or would join his nazi

> mother in the flaming pit of hell , hopefully by his own hand, but no

> one is splitting hairs.

> 

> yours truly,

> 

> 

> the church of a pissed off zombie christ

> 

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