[eDebate] Fwd: DCA Debater #10 - ANDREW JENNINGS

[Steven D'Amico]

I'm about to get my ass in trouble again. But it looks like Kansas has
proved my earlier defense of DCAs unwarranted.

I just really find this DCA profile ironic in terms of certain affirmative's
Kansas was running this year which discussed last years DCAs.



On 5/4/07, Josh <jbhdb8 at gmail.com> wrote:

>

> Forwarded from Florida,

>

> Josh

>

> ---------- Forwarded message ----------

> From: joseph carver <hardfeelings at gmail.com>

> Date: May 4, 2007 4:49 PM

> Subject: Re: [eDebate] DCA Debater #10 - ANDREW JENNINGS

> To: Josh <jbhdb8 at gmail.com>

>

> Josh,

>

> As I no longer subscribe, I can't post. Would you forward this:

>

> My annual reminder to the community that people OTHER than those who find

> your uneducated, irresponsible discourse reprehensible, read these. Until

> recently, my own high school students read it. Perhaps the chairs of your

> departments will enjoy this reading? Your deans?

> Wise up. This forum is not the appropriate place to embarrass yourselfs,

> or your schools. Eventually someone will have had enough and someone in an

> administration will read these. And then your program and others will be

> jeapordized.

>

> Joe Carver

> Carrollton School of the Sacred Heart

>

>

>  On 5/4/07, Josh < jbhdb8 at gmail.com> wrote:

>

> >  Whoops, catelaw might not be KU (Baylor?) apologies,

> >

> > Josh

> >

> >

> >  On 5/4/07, Josh <jbhdb8 at gmail.com> wrote:

> > >

> > > Hello,

> > >

> > > My understanding is that the authors are suprised by this

> > > response....in fact, saying, "how is this like last year."

> > >

> > > Several issues:

> > >

> > > "The savages of western Kansas did teach Jennings one thing, and that

> > > was that nothing is more important than family.  I guess that's why for

> > > almost a year he tried to fuck his sister. Sure, she's technically his

> > > step-sister, and she's really hot, but we still had to explain to him that

> > > intercourse with a family member is not socially acceptable, unless your

> > > sister's name is Andy Casey.  Nonetheless she is H-O-T (ask Bryce D., he

> > > definitely got shot down by her for a full semester).  In fact, Jennings has

> > > three sisters who are all really fucking hot; I wish you could see them. In

> > > the words of Ben Warner, "I would cut off my left nut and four of my toes

> > > for one chance to pop it in her pooper."  It's like his sisters didn't come

> > > from the same parents as that savage."

> > >

> > > * I feel fairly certain that Andrew's sisters did not sign on for

> > > this...nor is the language used anything but objectifying....Are you

> > > honestly telling me that Andrew and his sisters would like this being

> > > googled in later years by employers...That Andrews sisters want people to

> > > read about them in this way?  Really?  This is different then last year

> > > how?

> > >

> > > "He was once getting his ass whipped by some dude and decided to

> > > "check his oil" mid match. When I say "check his oil" I mean Jennings got

> > > two knuckles deep in this dudes ass. Two knuckles."

> > >

> > > **Explain this as appropriate in a public forum if you would?

> > >

> > > "While it is true that Jennings does attend class (sometimes), he does

> > > not always attend class sober.  In fact, during one drunken class session,

> > > Jennings was responsible for presenting a project that he and members of his

> > > group had completed. In order to successfully complete the presentation,

> > > Jennings needed to connect his laptop to the projector to show some slides

> > > to the class. After getting set up, Jennings began his presentation.  Almost

> > > immediately Jennings noticed some snickering, which soon turned into

> > > laughing and pointing. The professor then screeched, "OH MY! INAPPROPRIATE

> > > MATERIAL!"  Alarmed by her response, Jennings turned around to see "I LOVE

> > > PENIS!" displayed prominently in the center of the screen, as the title of

> > > one of his word documents…and there it was for the whole class to see."

> > >

> > > ** See above, appropriate how?

> > >

> > > "Jennings loves pooping.  He loves it so much that there's an entire

> > > section of this DCA bio committed to stories about Jennings pooping.

> > > Places Jennings has actually pooped:

> > > -The floor of Nate's dining room

> > > -The windshield of Jon's car

> > > -The upper deck of Jon's toilet

> > > -Jon's chest

> > > -The chest of his girlfriends, then they reciprocated.

> > > -In a bag, which was then surreptitiously given to Jon

> > > Places Jennings has actually peed:

> > > -In pop bottles in his car, while driving

> > > -Shumaker's closet

> > > -Jon's patio

> > > -Ronnie's shower

> > > -The parking lot at the Westin in Dallas

> > >

> > > The man has no soul. If you don't believe me here's a video of

> > > Jennings pooping while obviously intoxicated:

> > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctsCiuSy76s, ****

> > >

> > > If you're not willing to click the link, here are some of the more

> > > choice lines:

> > > "Oh yeah, it burns.  It burns so much."

> > > "Hopefully I didn't just get my jimmy on camera."

> > > "God damn, Maker, I'm gonna need you to lick my butthole later

> > > tonight."

> > > It might not be so bad if this were a one time occurence but it

> > > isn't.  Jennings loves to be "caught on tape" when he poops, more evidence @

> > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0LdpsDSxgk"

> > >

> > > ** More questionable, see above

> > >

> > > "Jennings tactics for attracting women have been described as

> > > "savagely guerilla" in nature. While only mildly effective, these tactics,

> > > combined with his recent debate success, have skyrocketed his poon level to

> > > astronomical heights."

> > >

> > > ** Do you find this to be empowering and affirming to women in the

> > > community?

> > >

> > > "Another time, Jennings also dated a retarded girl? (not Sara Stephens

> > > – this was a different one)"

> > >

> > > ** I repeat the question

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > "One time Jennings was so fucked up that he thought it would be a good

> > > idea to fight Bricker, needless to say, Bricker "Debbie Lai'ed" his ass, and

> > > Jennings was down for the count.  You get it?  Like when Debbie punched

> > > Julie Hoehn?  Only Bricker actually connected the punch."

> > >

> > >

> > > ** more nice work

> > >

> > > "Last year at the ADI, at the Dream Palace (a live nude dancing

> > > establishment), Monique and Jasmine rode Jennings around for 25 minutes:

> > > Jennings shelled out 852 dollars.  Sorry Papa Jennings, that "emergency

> > > money" he asked for didn't pay his tuition.  By "rode" I mean, they stripped

> > > him down to his boxers, tied him up with a leather leash, made him get down

> > > on all fours, and whipped him until he barked like a dog.  At least he got a

> > > free T-Shirt. This story isn't even all that funny.  We just love to tell

> > > it—it makes Jennings blush."

> > >

> > > ** yet more

> > >

> > > "One not so anonymous D3 (Natalie Pennington) young woman also had

> > > some contributions:

> > > Bricker312: Hey natpen, we're trying to come up with some nicknames

> > > for Jennings, did you have any?

> > > Promisingpenny:  Well, one time we were about to have sex and he was

> > > too drunk to get it up.  So we laid there awhile and it was pretty

> > > awkward.  Then, he stood up on the bed with the covers wrapped around his

> > > shoulders like a cape, and screamed "I'M BATMAN".  I almost shit myself.

> > > Bricker312:  Holy shit, are you fucking serious?  Please tell me

> > > you're making that up.

> > > Promisingpenny:  No, I'm not.  The weird thing is, after he got into

> > > the role, he finally got it up, and it was the best sex of my life.  So I

> > > usually call him batman."

> > >

> > > ** Even if this is with permission - probably not exactly positive

> > > community information or appropriate for a public forum

> > >

> > > Let me mention the obligatory - oh and he is a hard working and good

> > > debater was less then a paragraph,

> > >

> > > I came out in support of a member of your own squad last year for

> > > defending herself against not just what was said about her but the ATTITUDE

> > > toward women and women in debate that the post took......perhaps her message

> > > did not even manage its way through Castellaw?

> > >

> > > Josh

> > >

> > >

> > >

> >

> >

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