[eDebate] DCA Debater #10 - ANDREW JENNINGS

[Josh]

Whoops, catelaw might not be KU (Baylor?) apologies,

Josh


On 5/4/07, Josh <jbhdb8 at gmail.com> wrote:

>

> Hello,

>

> My understanding is that the authors are suprised by this response....in

> fact, saying, "how is this like last year."

>

> Several issues:

>

> "The savages of western Kansas did teach Jennings one thing, and that was

> that nothing is more important than family.  I guess that's why for almost a

> year he tried to fuck his sister. Sure, she's technically his step-sister,

> and she's really hot, but we still had to explain to him that intercourse

> with a family member is not socially acceptable, unless your sister's name

> is Andy Casey.  Nonetheless she is H-O-T (ask Bryce D., he definitely got

> shot down by her for a full semester).  In fact, Jennings has three sisters

> who are all really fucking hot; I wish you could see them. In the words of

> Ben Warner, "I would cut off my left nut and four of my toes for one chance

> to pop it in her pooper."  It's like his sisters didn't come from the same

> parents as that savage."

>

> * I feel fairly certain that Andrew's sisters did not sign on for

> this...nor is the language used anything but objectifying....Are you

> honestly telling me that Andrew and his sisters would like this being

> googled in later years by employers...That Andrews sisters want people to

> read about them in this way?  Really?  This is different then last year

> how?

>

> "He was once getting his ass whipped by some dude and decided to "check

> his oil" mid match. When I say "check his oil" I mean Jennings got two

> knuckles deep in this dudes ass. Two knuckles."

>

> **Explain this as appropriate in a public forum if you would?

>

> "While it is true that Jennings does attend class (sometimes), he does not

> always attend class sober.  In fact, during one drunken class session,

> Jennings was responsible for presenting a project that he and members of his

> group had completed. In order to successfully complete the presentation,

> Jennings needed to connect his laptop to the projector to show some slides

> to the class. After getting set up, Jennings began his presentation.  Almost

> immediately Jennings noticed some snickering, which soon turned into

> laughing and pointing. The professor then screeched, "OH MY! INAPPROPRIATE

> MATERIAL!"  Alarmed by her response, Jennings turned around to see "I LOVE

> PENIS!" displayed prominently in the center of the screen, as the title of

> one of his word documents…and there it was for the whole class to see."

>

> ** See above, appropriate how?

>

> "Jennings loves pooping.  He loves it so much that there's an entire

> section of this DCA bio committed to stories about Jennings pooping.

> Places Jennings has actually pooped:

> -The floor of Nate's dining room

> -The windshield of Jon's car

> -The upper deck of Jon's toilet

> -Jon's chest

> -The chest of his girlfriends, then they reciprocated.

> -In a bag, which was then surreptitiously given to Jon

> Places Jennings has actually peed:

> -In pop bottles in his car, while driving

> -Shumaker's closet

> -Jon's patio

> -Ronnie's shower

> -The parking lot at the Westin in Dallas

>

> The man has no soul. If you don't believe me here's a video of Jennings

> pooping while obviously intoxicated:

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctsCiuSy76s, ****

>

> If you're not willing to click the link, here are some of the more choice

> lines:

> "Oh yeah, it burns.  It burns so much."

> "Hopefully I didn't just get my jimmy on camera."

> "God damn, Maker, I'm gonna need you to lick my butthole later tonight."

> It might not be so bad if this were a one time occurence but it

> isn't.  Jennings loves to be "caught on tape" when he poops, more evidence @

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0LdpsDSxgk"

>

> ** More questionable, see above

>

> "Jennings tactics for attracting women have been described as "savagely

> guerilla" in nature. While only mildly effective, these tactics, combined

> with his recent debate success, have skyrocketed his poon level to

> astronomical heights."

>

> ** Do you find this to be empowering and affirming to women in the

> community?

>

> "Another time, Jennings also dated a retarded girl? (not Sara Stephens –

> this was a different one)"

>

> ** I repeat the question

>

>

>

> "One time Jennings was so fucked up that he thought it would be a good

> idea to fight Bricker, needless to say, Bricker "Debbie Lai'ed" his ass, and

> Jennings was down for the count.  You get it?  Like when Debbie punched

> Julie Hoehn?  Only Bricker actually connected the punch."

>

>

> ** more nice work

>

> "Last year at the ADI, at the Dream Palace (a live nude dancing

> establishment), Monique and Jasmine rode Jennings around for 25 minutes:

> Jennings shelled out 852 dollars.  Sorry Papa Jennings, that "emergency

> money" he asked for didn't pay his tuition.  By "rode" I mean, they stripped

> him down to his boxers, tied him up with a leather leash, made him get down

> on all fours, and whipped him until he barked like a dog.  At least he got a

> free T-Shirt. This story isn't even all that funny.  We just love to tell

> it—it makes Jennings blush."

>

> ** yet more

>

> "One not so anonymous D3 (Natalie Pennington) young woman also had some

> contributions:

> Bricker312: Hey natpen, we're trying to come up with some nicknames for

> Jennings, did you have any?

> Promisingpenny:  Well, one time we were about to have sex and he was too

> drunk to get it up.  So we laid there awhile and it was pretty

> awkward.  Then, he stood up on the bed with the covers wrapped around his

> shoulders like a cape, and screamed "I'M BATMAN".  I almost shit myself.

> Bricker312:  Holy shit, are you fucking serious?  Please tell me you're

> making that up.

> Promisingpenny:  No, I'm not.  The weird thing is, after he got into the

> role, he finally got it up, and it was the best sex of my life.  So I

> usually call him batman."

>

> ** Even if this is with permission - probably not exactly positive

> community information or appropriate for a public forum

>

> Let me mention the obligatory - oh and he is a hard working and good

> debater was less then a paragraph,

>

> I came out in support of a member of your own squad last year for

> defending herself against not just what was said about her but the ATTITUDE

> toward women and women in debate that the post took......perhaps her message

> did not even manage its way through Castellaw?

>

> Josh

>

>

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