[eDebate] Fw: THE COMING DEBAC(A)L(YPS)E

[NEIL BERCH]

If the email from "Nathan Sweed" signed Ravenna Wilson was neither Ravenna nor Nathan, then my apologies to them and Bard debate.  Whoever wrote the segment I reproduced below is pretty sick.--Neil
----- Original Message ----- 
From: Nathan Sweed<mailto:nathan.sweed at gmail.com> 
To: NEIL BERCH<mailto:berchnorto at msn.com> 
Sent: Monday, July 30, 2007 7:07 PM
Subject: Re: [eDebate] THE COMING DEBAC(A)L(YPS)E


I'm not Bard Debate.

On 7/30/07, NEIL BERCH <berchnorto at msn.com<mailto:berchnorto at msn.com>> wrote:

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>

>

> I'll let others answer other parts (if they consider it worthy of

> answering), but my little part (recaptured below) makes me very sad that I

> haven't done more to help Bard debate over the past few years.--Neil

>

> DONNIE BRYSON: I have a skill that is unique to debate. Would you

> please hire me?

>

> NEIL: From my high horse I can see that your skill is, in fact,

> anti-educational. Perhaps I'll fuck with your finances.

>

> DONNIE: Every living creature dies alone.

>

>

>

> ----- Original Message -----

> From: Nathan Sweed

> To: edebate at www.ndtceda.com<mailto:edebate at www.ndtceda.com>

> Sent: Monday, July 30, 2007 6:19 PM

> Subject: [eDebate] THE COMING DEBAC(A)L(YPS)E

>

> THE FOLLOWING SCENE TAKES PLACE ON THE EVE OF THE EVER-PRESENT DEBATE

> APOCALYPSE. ONCE-TACIT DIFFERENCES NOW CONGEAL INTO DISTINCT PARTY

> LINES. THE END IS NEAR.

>

> (ENTER JULY)

>

> JW: Four rich kids from well-funded prep schools are good at debate.

> Big fuckin' shocker right? They're going to whoop ass on some kids

> that don't have excessive coaching staff's backing them. Next year

> we're going to let women come to the camp and call it the Kentucky

> Bitches Program. Fuck the corporate world.

>

> (ENTER THE FIVE HORSEMEN)

>

> JACKIE: Are you an Iowa farm boy or girl? If so, would you please

> count the number of words in the resolution for me?

>

> EDE: I suggest starting a vanguard that refers to itself only as:

> America's Next Top(ic) Model. This parodic image will surely prove

> that I've still got it.

>

> TUNA: How about "Eastern Europe's Next Top(ic) Model?" It's so active

> it's active I active we active she active they active. And I second

> JW's move to fuck the corporate world. Kentucky Bitches 4 Life.

>

> EDE: Mmmmm.......Kentucky Fried Bitches.*

>

> ANDY: And I'm somehow in simultaneous noncondradictory agreement with

> everyone.

>

> DEHUMANIZATION:...

>

> (ENTER THE CLOWNS)

>

> DONNIE BRYSON: I have a skill that is unique to debate. Would you

> please hire me?

>

> NEIL: From my high horse I can see that your skill is, in fact,

> anti-educational. Perhaps I'll fuck with your finances.

>

> DONNIE: Every living creature dies alone.

>

> CUNTPEPPER: Evidence--even when provided by someone else--can still be

> used as a tool for education. I actually have a valid point.

>

> HARPO: That's a spicy cunt!

>

> BRUSCHKE: Satan is hosting a tournament. And this time maybe

> Northwestern will give trophies.

>

> --Ravenna Wilson***

>

> PS. The

> elite-based-apocalyptic-be-all-end-all's-well-that-ends-welcome-to-the-end-of-debate

> CAMP WONDER is still taking applications.

>

> *This statement is meant to be, as it definitively is, explicitly

> racist. All black people like fried chicken. Studies show that Black's

> need fried chicken just like Mexicans need calendars. If you think you

> know a black person who does not like fried chicken you probably just

> know a white dude using lots of fake tanner and a 59fifty hat.

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