[eDebate] VEGETABLES!!!

[Michael Korcok]

THE MAN refuses to get the vegetable tossers.  NUTHIN!

protestationalization with kumquats!  kritikation broccoli-style.  
remote-controlled-bioengineered-avocado-democracy!  SISTERS and BROTHERS we 
will make ( http://www.kumquatgrowers.com/ ) unwitting agents of THE 
RESOLUTION REVOLUTION!

WE DEMAND: a people's army of sophomores from KU or KSU or ESU or WSU or 
KCKCC or JCCC or UMKC or OOOOH THE FORT! a horde of arms stolen from the 
farm!

WE DEMAND:  IM wireless, a bushel-basket, and an unobstructed 270-degree 
view of the main meeting room for each glorious resolution revolutionary.  
oh yeah, and 380 pounds of well aged vegetables.

WE DEMAND: an end to talky-talky-blah-blah-blah bureaucro-fascist resolution 
construction

nothing will stop the insipid rhetoric of solvency advocacy except soft 
cucumber missiles, nothing will bring justice to the purveyors of fair 
ground faster than hurled cream corn, and nothing will bring the system to 
its knees with the inevitability of rancid brussel sprouts.

WE THE PEOPLE DEMAND VEGETABLES!
Michael Korcok